I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo
even his name is an innuendo
….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.
Hermione Granger also:
- punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot
- purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)
- literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
- Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)
- Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry
- Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else
in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”
Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”
Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”
friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his sexist and misogynistic bullshit by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿
when i say i like harry potter i don’t mean yeah hp is pretty cool i mean i have literally grown up with it surrounding my life i have been reading and rereading the books for as long as i can remember and i can quote the movies word for word and my hogwarts house is a massive part of my identity and it actually physically pains me that i never got my hogwarts letter and i just
do you guys ever wonder why the students at hogwarts are afraid of the shrieking shack because its “haunted” when they literally go to school with ghosts
no one loves harry potter more than abc family
It’s Christmas??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!
It’s the 4th of July??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!
It’s Easter??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!
It’s Memorial Day??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!
It’s President’s Day??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!
It’s November??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!
It’s pretty hot in Philadelphia this week??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!
It’s the end of the week??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!
Monica » Slytherin
Monica is competitive, ambitious, resourceful and very determined. She loved winning “now you’re marrying me you don’t get to win anymore” and she won often. When faced with a task she weighs the pros and cons (and maybe brings out her label-maker and colour coded charts) rather than recklessly jump head first into it, and when she wanted something bad enough, she worked hard and she achieved it (became skinny/head chef).
Rachel » Gryffindor
When we first meet Rachel, she has ran out of her wedding, thus escaping her old life. A complete daddy’s girl with no skills whatsoever, she throws herself out there and gets a job. She was brave to the point of recklessness; speeding along in a porsche with no valid license barely stifles a yawn from her. And then, when faced with the decision to either get rid of a baby or become a single mom and face many hardships, she doesn’t even seem to think there is another option except the hard one.
Joey » Hufflepuff
Joey Tribbiani is all heart. He is incredibly loyal to his friends and protective over them. When he thought Phoebe was going to be a single mother he proposed to her, not wanting her to face those hardships alone. And of course, if Joey were in Hogwarts he’s going to want to be in the house whose common room is right next to the kitchens!
Ross » Ravenclaw
Probably the easiest to sort, Ross is very intelligent and very witty. Ross doesn’t need any words to be funny, he can make you laugh just from a look. He is a professor, when he was growing up he achieved almost all As (darn gym class!) and he was the golden child to his parents. He may bore the gang with his rambings about
dragonsdinosaurs, but he sure knows his stuff.
Chandler » Gryffindor
Chandler had a lifelong battle with commitment, and it almost seemed like he would never find the one for him. But when it came to Monica Geller, he was strong, he held it together, and yes, he may have crumbled at times, but he would get back up again every time to be there at that wedding where he stabbed his commitophobia straight in the heart. He had the courage to quit his job and pursue his dream career, but with Chandler Bing, there is a fine line between bravery and stupidity, and apologizing by proposing probably wasn’t his greatest decision.
Phoebe » Hufflepuff
Phoebe is cheerful and friendly, and doesn’t really make a big deal about her rough upbringing. She is kind, even to someone who might have been stalking her for a few blocks, and loves to help her friends, even if they can’t speak French to save their lives. Fairness to all creatures is important to her, thus you will never catch her eating meat (ok, maybe the odd cheeseburger…) or wearing fur (ok, maybe that one time…).
Hogwarts Book Sculpture.
I used 7 books (already damaged) to create the sculpture and 50 different scalpol blades. It took 3 months to create!
Luke Youngblood, the actor who played Lee Jordan in the HP Films,also plays the role of Magnitude in Community
OH MY GOD