It’s funny, but I like being “pink and helpless” - When I know I seem that way, I feel terribly competent - and superior. I keep thinking, “Now those men think I’m purely decorative, and they’re just fools for not knowing better” - and I love being rather unfathomable.
Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back
Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”
I double dog dare you to do all of your homework, go to bed before 2, and make better food choices.
Two kinds of people:
People who took the news of feathered dinosaurs like this:
And those who took it like this:
I hate it when people say “science ruined dinosaurs” as though dinosaurs are just some pop culture monster invention and not real things that existed and that we are continuing to make new discoveries about
there are literally no polsci advising appointment slots open for the rest of the year. wat
i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.
I accidentally drew on my face with pen because I am Actually Five Years Old
This alligator mistook a turtle for a rock and casually climbed on board unaware it was climbing onto the dozing turtle. After being woken up the turtle, a yellow-bellied slider, tried to manoeuvre the gator off his shell but it didn’t want to budge and somehow stayed on board. Harris Neck Wildlife Refuge in Townsend in Georgia, USA.
Picture: Mary Ellen Urbanski/ Caters News Agency (via Pictures of the day: 10 October 2013 - Telegraph)